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Sputnik@SputnikInt · Jun 16, 2025

🚨 NINE COUNTRIES WHOSE MILITARY PARADES PUT THE US TO SHAME Dear Americans, No offense, but your big military parade…

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A Twitter thread criticizes a recent US military parade as underwhelming compared to military parades from nine other countries including Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan, India, Belarus, and Mexico, suggesting the US display lacked energy and professionalism in comparison.

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    🚨 NINE COUNTRIES WHOSE MILITARY PARADES PUT THE US TO SHAME Dear Americans, No offense, but your big military parade yesterday was kinda low energy. Here is what a proper military parade looks like 🧵👇

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    🇷🇺 RUSSIA’S STANDARD If the June 14 event in the US was meant to emulate Russia’s Victory Day parade, it failed miserably. This is how the real deal is done! 2/10

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    🇨🇳 CHINA’S SUPERIORITY Let’s hope Trump does not try to compete with China in military parades – the result of such a contest would be pretty humiliating for Washington. 3/10

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    🇰🇵 NORTH KOREA’S FINESSE The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, a small country with limited resources, can hold a much more vibrant military parade than the oh-so-mighty United States. 4/10

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    🇮🇷 IRAN’S ENERGY Unlike the participants of Trump’s so-called ‘parade’, Iranian soldiers know what it means to march with zest. 5/10

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    🇾🇪 YEMEN’S GRIT Turns out the Houthis are capable of showing up the US not only on the battlefield but also on the parade ground. 6/10

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    🏳️AFGHANISTAN’S KNOW-HOW Here, the Taliban shows how you should utilize US military hardware during parades. Watch and learn, US grunts! 7/10

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    🇮🇳 INDIA’S SPIRIT From the looks of it, US soldiers could take a few marching lessons from the Indian military. Maybe more than a few lessons, in fact. 8/10

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    🇧🇾 BELARUS’ RESILIENCE Belarusian servicewomen march better amid heavy rain than American GIs in sunny weather. You go, girls! 9/10

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    🇲🇽 MEXICO’S FLAIR Got any questions about implementing a marching band during a parade? Just ask Mexico. 10/10