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Read Jackson Rising@JPHilllllll · Nov 10, 2022

Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this…

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A satirical thread mockingly celebrating Twitter Blue's launch by highlighting the chaos it created, including impersonation of verified accounts, fake celebrity and politician accounts, and Twitter support confusion.

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  1. #1

    Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product

  2. #2

    Two great new verified accounts!

  3. #3

    And another two success stories

  4. #4

    Big day for the politicians of my youth

  5. #5

    Rudy weighing in on the issues!

  6. #6

    Elon surprising people a little here, but I’m excited about this new development!

    Read Jackson Rising@JPHilllllll · Nov 10, 2022

    I take it all back. this new verification scheme is flawless

  7. #7

    We’ve all seen this powerful new Nintendo campaign by now I’m sure

  8. #8

    The “verified account can’t change their name” is a particularly brilliant touch. Amazing to watch a genius work in real time I always say

  9. #9

    It’s great that Twitter itself now has multiple verified accounts. Multiple places to ask for assistance if anything comes up!

  10. #10

    Okay twitter blue might lead to a small crisis at the Vatican, but I’m sure it’ll be sorted out soon

  11. #11

    In conclusion, I hope he seeks this app soon but if he doesn’t you can always find me on IG. Would love to connect over there before it’s too late! instagram.com/joshuaphillll

  12. #12

    Can’t not add this.

  13. #13

    All going according to plan!

    Casey Newton@CaseyNewton · Nov 10, 2022

    According to messages shared in Twitter Slack, Twitter’s CISO, chief privacy office, and chief compliance officer all resigned last night. An employee says it will be up to engineers to “self-certify compliance with FTC requirements and other laws.”

  14. #14

    Oh nice we got Aaron Sorkin here too!

  15. #15

    And now this. Seems like he’s intent on the destruction of his $44 billion investment

    Read Jackson Rising@JPHilllllll · Nov 10, 2022

    Oh god this is real. Elon proving billions doesn’t mean intelligence one tweet at a time

  16. #16

    Another brand that must love Twitter rn