Jesus Freakin Congress
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected, so running 4 U.S. congress in 2027. AKA “The Media,” per DHS ☕️: https://t.co/6C1YpJJJ79
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- Feb 24, 2026
🚨BREAKING: The only eyewitness to ICE agents murdering 23-year-old Ruben Ray Martinez, has mysteriously died in a car accident… After he gave sworn testimony directly contradicting law enforcement’...
SummaryA key eyewitness to an ICE agent shooting of 23-year-old Ruben Ray Martinez died in a car crash shortly after giving sworn testimony that contradicted law enforcement's official account of the incident. The witness's death, combined with missing body camera footage and delayed medical response, has raised questions about accountability and sparked calls for an independent investigation.18 tweets2 min read - Aug 23, 2025
I didn’t think Republicans had an issue with adultery, given that Trump has cheated on every wife he’s had… But since they suddenly seem to care now… 🧵
SummaryA thread highlighting hypocrisy among Republican politicians who have engaged in adultery while often criticizing others for similar behavior, featuring examples spanning decades from Trump to recent cases involving figures like Marjorie Taylor Greene and others.25 tweets3 min read