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Desi H-1Bhenchods@desitechsuppoat · Sep 26, 2026

With 7 characteristics now within almost-certainty and gas stations at 100% perfection, PooAI is now re-visiting its…

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This thread critiques Dunkin' Donuts and other fast-food chains filing H-1B visa applications for high-level positions like data scientists, web developers, and business analysts at individual store locations, arguing these roles don't genuinely require foreign workers and represent potential visa abuse.

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    With 7 characteristics now within almost-certainty and gas stations at 100% perfection, PooAI is now re-visiting its earliest find: weird immigration shit happening at donut shops. PooAI has conducted a thorough sweep of this nation's donuts. This will be a thread. 🧵

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    🍩👨‍💼 The AMTRAK Union Station in New Haven, CT is seriously down on MANAGEMENT ANALYSTS and filed H-1B immigration paperwork to create donut synthesis and synergize coffee receipts. 💹

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    🍩👨‍💼 This Dunkin Donuts store at 368 Franklin Ave in Bellevile, NJ was forced, FORCED! by the massive "labor shortage" go overseas to find an OPERATIONS MANAGER for $131K There was nobody in New Jersey who wanted this job.

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    🍩☕️ This Dunkin' in LOUISVILLE, KY sent in immigration paperwork for a MANAGEMENT ANALYST to count the cooking oil in the donut fryer, but the LCA lists the OWNER'S HOUSE as the work address. Maybe @RepThomasMassie can apply to work here?

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    @RepThomasMassie 🍩☕️👨‍💼 This mini Dunkin' drive-thru in STRATFORD, CT desperately needed a BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE ANALYST so it filed H-1B immigration paperwork to get one from overseas. Nobody in Connecticut knows anything about Microsoft Excel.

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    🍔Not to be outdone, this WENDY's in Louisville, KY that's owned by a DUNKIN'S franchisee filed H-1B immigration paperwork to get a DATA SCIENTIST from overseas, to work INSIDE this Wendy's, according to their government filing. Data Science jobs are heavily populated by incompetent visa applicants. 💻🖱️

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    @RepThomasMassie 🍩☕️ Yet another Dunkin' store filed H-1B immigration paperwork for a WEB DEVELOPER to come work out of this store in Hayward, California. Are they Inspecting Element before they hand over the box-a-dozen? 💻🖱️

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    @RepThomasMassie 🍩☕️ This Dunkin' store in SUMMIT, Illinois filed H-1B immigration paperwork for a NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR. Their wifi must go down a lot. Nobody in Illinois knows anything about computer networking, so we MUST seek this abroad! Einsteins!

  9. #9

    ATTN: PATRIOT DOWN. Please post the following (change it to what you want, but tag): Hello @elonmusk @Support @X please restore @TexasSpectator 's account immediately! Stop these fraudsters brigading our accounts.

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    @RepThomasMassie 🍩☕️ This Dunkin' in TOLEDO, OHIO filed immigration paperwork this April for a BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE 🧠ANALYST 💹 There is nobody, NOBODY, in Ohio that knows a thing about Microsoft Excel.

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    @RepThomasMassie 👨‍💼💰💹 A Dunkin' in West New York, New Jersey (talk about neighbor-jelousy-paranoia), filed H-1B immigration paperwork seeing a BUSINESS IT CONSULTANT There is nobody in New Jersey that can consult on IT, not even @Cognizant in nearby Teaneck which is within bicycling distance.

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    @RepThomasMassie @Cognizant My spelling is atrocious today

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    @RepThomasMassie @Cognizant ☕️💻🍩 A group of 3 Dunkin' stores in WESTERN KENTUCKY are desperate and filed H-1B immigration paperwork for a IT NETWORK DONUT MANAGER. One small thing: once they fly over here and get a visa, they are to report to work at a house in St. Louis, MO.

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    ☕️💻🍩 H-1B immigration paperwork was filed for a DIRECTOR OF (DONUT) OPERATIONS at this Marshalltown, IA Dunkin'. SBA records also tie the owner to taking out a PPP loan back in 2020. Not one American soul in Iowa knows a thing about a donut.

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    ☕️👨‍💼💹💻 This Dunkin' at 40 Journal Square Plaza in Jersey City filed TWO H-1B immigration applications for a MANAGEMENT ANALYST. Obviously, as this store is steps from the PATH train to the WORLD TRADE CENTER, there is nobody in the tri-state area that knows anything about BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. Worker shortage!