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kiah | met dan and phil@dansoatmilk · Sep 18, 2026

Hard Launch Merch: A Thread

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A detailed review of Dan and Phil's Hard Launch merchandise collection, including sizing, fit, quality, and pricing information for t-shirts, hoodies, accessories, and VIP items from someone who is 5'9" and typically wears XL-2XL sizes.

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    Hard Launch Merch: A Thread

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    For reference I am 5'9 or 175cm and typically get XL, XXL, and 2XL merch! Daniel Howell Hoodie: the Size L We're All Doomed T-shirt: 2XL Terrible Influence T-shirt: 2XL Terrible Influence Hoodie: 2XL Prices are all in USD!

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    Hard Launch T-shirt: Size XL Brand: Comfort Colors Price: $45 Very soft fabric with a nice thickness, better quality than the Terrible Influence shirt, print itself is also soft!

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    2009 Pink Phan T-Shirt: Size XL Brand: Comfort Colors Price: $45 Feels a little less soft than the Hard Launch shirt but still nice, a little sheer when over dark fabric but doesn't seem as bad as a white tee, print is clear and smooth!

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    I Love Lying Baby Tee: Size XL Brand: Bella Canvas Baby Tee Price: $45 Runs very small, fits like a regular medium shirt (oomf tried it on and typically wears a medium), soft fabric stretches in some parts but less stretch at the seams, has a cap sleeve, print isn't as soft!

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    Still Here Somehow Hoodie: Size XL Brand: District Price: $80 Very thick and soft hoodie, higher quality than the Terrible Influence hoodie, hood is fabric and the inside is fleece, and the prints are smooth and the same texture as the normal t-shirts!

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    Hard Launch Wind Breaker: Size XXL Brand: Dan & Phil Price: $130 High quality, soft, reflective, wind breaker material with very stretchy waist and sleeve cuffs, all embroidered design (no print), has pockets and a metal zipper! The only other tag says 100% Polyester

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    Phan Fan: 9in x 16.5in | 23cm x 42cm Price: $15 Super cute blue, pink, and white fan, made of shiny plastic shiny-ish material!

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    Dan and Phil Hard Launch Photo Cards: Season 3 Price: $10 Just like the other two sets of photo cards, 55 to collect! VIP comes with a guaranteed shiny/clear!

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    VIP Merch Bag Price: Included with a Gold or Silver Ticket to the Hard Launch Tour Includes: - High Quality double sided Tote Bag - 1 VIP Pack of Photocards - Hard Launch Official Sticker Pack - Dan and Phil Print

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    VIP Tote Bag: 15in x 14.5in | 38cm x 37cm High quality (I believe canvas?) double sided tote bag, much thicker and stiffer material than the Terrible Influence VIP tote bag, well done print on both sides!

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    Dan and Phil VIP Print: 5.75in x 8.25in | 14.5cm x 21cm Not much to say about this one but to me it feels thicker than the Terrible Influence one, but I may be wrong!

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    Dan and Phil Official Sticker Pack: 7 Stickers Hard Launch podcast core stickers, some rainbow/shiny, some just normal sticker material, ranging from 1in-4in long and 1in-3in tall!

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    End of Thread: I hope this thread is helpful to anyone looking to buy merch! Please feel free to reply or dm me with any other questions you may have :)