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quack 🎀 is with jobe rn lowkey getting nailed@xblackreader · Aug 15, 2026

pov: you're dating jobe bellingham — a thread 🪡 🥞

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Summary

A humorous thread depicting a fictional relationship with Jobe Bellingham, featuring comedic scenarios like him being late, missing shots, taking goofy photos, and the couple's playful banter and physical threats.

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  1. #1

    pov: you're dating jobe bellingham — a thread 🪡 🥞

  2. #2

    look at this goofy mf

  3. #3

    always happy to see you

  4. #4

    what a gentleman (he’s late btw)

  5. #5

    pov you just threatened him with physical violence

  6. #6

    waiting for him to finish so he can buy you lunch

  7. #7

    look what he got from a nice fan! that’s nice hon take me to diner

  8. #8

    busy day

  9. #9

    shopping trip! + more threats of physical assault

  10. #10

    a double date became you third wheeling their date

  11. #11

    he took four shots and missed them all. you said his game is ass now he’s not talking to you.

  12. #12

    “he’s… fine. that’s just his face.”

  13. #13

    “Babe! bae watch this.” It was stupid.

  14. #14

    you took a nap and found these on your phone

  15. #15

    okay that’s it goodbye! 💛🖤7️⃣