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jake@JakeSotir · Aug 14, 2026

I listened to the Pat McAfee album so you don’t have to: A THREAD 🧵

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A scathing track-by-track review of Pat McAfee's album, with the reviewer expressing extreme disgust at nearly every song and describing the 42-minute experience as unbearable torture. The reviewer concludes that despite its awfulness, the album's existence makes them feel better about their own creative work.

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    I listened to the Pat McAfee album so you don’t have to: A THREAD 🧵

  2. #2

    TRACK 1: PITBULL & A MUGSHOT Ass

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    TRACK 2: BLUE COLLAR SYMPHONY Mega ass

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    TRACK 3: GOOD TIMES Dogshit

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    TRACK 4: YOUNG ME Absolutely fucking terrible. And a ballad.

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    TRACK 5: POLARIZING FIGURE Holy shit, I don’t know why I’m still doing this to myself.

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    TRACK 6: OUTLAWS Total fucking dogshit with a gospel choir.

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    TRACK 7: OOPS My exact thoughts. I wish I hadn’t done this.

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    TRACK 8: SMOKIN If you like this, I genuinely think you shouldn’t be allowed to interact with other people.

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    TRACK 9: NO ONE EVER KNOWS We’re doing reggae now. The worst song on the album so far, but it’s really hard to say that with any confidence.

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    TRACK 10: RICH AS SHIT Nope, this is definitely the worst one.

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    TRACK 11: BIG RAIN COMING The worst part is that he’s 100% serious about all of this. The gospel choir is back. We should eradicate Suno from the world.

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    TRACK 12: YOU’RE ALIVE I actually do not know if that’s true anymore.

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    TRACK 13: CLICK CLACK That’s the sound of the gun against my tonsils.

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    TRACK 14: CHEERS TO THE SOUTH A truly merciless end. It’s like the worst parts of every genre you’ve ever listened to. If there were 15 tracks on this album I may have pulled the trigger.

  16. #16

    42 minutes of my life that I’ll never ever ever get back. Just unbelievably dogshit. I’m glad it exists because it’s helping me feel a lot better about everything I’ve ever written. If you write music, just release it. It automatically won’t be the worst thing ever recorded.