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Somali American Public Affairs Committee 🎗️@SAPAC_25 · Dec 6, 2025

Are you ready for a birthright trip to the promised lands of Minnesota? Now offering Aliyah Tours from Mogadishu to…

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A humorous thread promoting fictional 'Aliyah Tours' that reframe Minnesota as an ancient Somali homeland, featuring made-up historical sites and narrative about Somali settlement dating back 3000 years.

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    Are you ready for a birthright trip to the promised lands of Minnesota? Now offering Aliyah Tours from Mogadishu to Minneapolis to all Somalis worldwide. A return to our homeland! Read the thread for further details:

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    You will start the tour with the ancient ship left behind the first Abdi. This ship was used to traverse the Mississippi and discover this northern state.

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    A visit to the cherry of peace will indulge you in the history of peace between the Somalis who arrived 3000 years ago and the settlers from nearby states. A symbol that stood the test of time.

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    The Tree of Life also named Gold medal is the first pilgrimage described in the texts where Abdi and Asha climbed and planted the first greenery in the winter lands.

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    Finally, you will obtain citizenship here at the house of the first Mali. An ancient structure that stood for over 3000 years. This land is our land from the Mississippi to the Great Lakes. #iAmSomaliChai #somalitic