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Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌@fuzzychimpcom · Oct 23, 2024

🧵 Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years. Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man.

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A satirical thread comparing Donald Trump to Hitler through absurd, fabricated scenarios spanning decades, ultimately arguing that characterizing Trump as Hitler or a fascist is intellectually dishonest.

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    🧵 Donald Adolf Hitler Trump throughout the years. Hitler, circa 1994, staring menacingly at a black man.

  2. #2

    1996: Hitler makes a phone call to deport a woman for her "foreign accent".

  3. #3

    2005: Hitler invades the Emmy Awards, disguised as a farmer.

  4. #4

    1997: Hitler narrowly avoids being eaten by famous anti-fascist, Michael Moore.

  5. #5

    1988: Hitler tries to convince George Bush to invade Poland… Ohio.

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    1970: Hitler wears a polka dot tie, as fascists tend to do.

  7. #7

    1989: Hitler attends secret society meeting of brutal warriors.

  8. #8

    2016: Hitler appears on Jimmy Fallon to spread fascist propaganda to the masses. Fallon was executed by firing squad later that year for touching Hitler's hair.

  9. #9

    2005: Hitler met with a notorious assassin with ties to Russia and her husband.

  10. #10

    2004: Infamously fascist state media, SNL, provided Hitler a platform to spread his hate.

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    2004: Hitler hosts a series of television shows feature live firing squads.

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    2007: Hitler conspires with mob hitman and Sarah Palin.

  13. #13

    Date Unknown: Hitler meets with John Kerry.

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    2006: Hitler meets with Black Nazi.

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    1988: Hitler meets with others to watch men bludgeon one another for sport.

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    1988: Hitler attempts to kidnap black woman.

  17. #17

    2004: Hitler begins organic chicken farm to feed shock troops.

  18. #18

    2017: Hitler attempts to knock over the Western Wall in Jerusalem.

  19. #19

    2019: Hitler attempts to strangle the American flag in show of defiance against freedom.

  20. #20

    1992: Hitler recruits young boy for his youth program.

  21. #21

    2024: Hitler seizes control of an American restaurant chain.

  22. #22

    I think you get the point. If you think Donald Trump is Hitler or a fascist, you're either a liar or an idiot - probably both.